How to Steal a Drug Dealer's Car
Without Getting Whacked

Drug dealers can be nice enough fellows when they want to, but steal their ride, and you gonna get whacked! The secret is to get the police to help you.

Will the police really help you steal a car? Sure . . . depending on your definition of "steal".

Property, including cars, that is used in the commission of a crime or bought with money used in a crime can be seized by the police and sold at auction. Since that's legal, it's not stealing.

Your chance to steal the car comes at the auction. The police don't want to store the cars for a long time--it costs too much--so they sell them off to the highest bidder, sometimes for as much as 90% below book value! Now that's a steal!

If you'd like to drive this guy's car around while he sits on his butt in jail, visit any of the following auction websites. As an added bonus, you'll have the opportunity to steal cars from little old ladies who couldn't keep up their payments to the bank . . . without getting pummeled by umbrellas.


Know someone who's looking to buy a car without getting whacked or pummeled? Send them the URL of this website.